Official Awards Page

Yes, those self-help books you've been reading (No, it's no use hiding them now, everyone's seen them) were right - You are special. Well, that is, you are special if you are a member of the Ultima Dragons, all the rest of you losers can just link off to somewhere else.

I have officially determined that each and every member of the Ultima Dragons Internet Chapter is entitled to a special UDIC title and medal (Try it - it has a creamy chocolate centre). Put it on your web page, put it in your sig, but first you must pass a stringent series of tests to determine whether you are a true Dragon.

You have been awarded the Official UDIC Javaless Browser Award! In other words, you've been spared another one of my lame jokes.

ASCII art for sigs:

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The Official UDIC Awards page has been awarded the Official UDIC Award for Cool Pages : The Geopic

Disclaimer: Nothing in the UDIC is official, or perhaps everything is official. However, since there is nothing official, no-one can officially censure me for using the word official. And if you do, you'd better censure Geo first - he started it!

Disclaimer 2: Erraticus in no way guarantees that your award will be at all unique.

Disclaimer 3: The awards are sort of male-centric. Feel free to change lord to lady, baron to baroness, etc. should you so desire.

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