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Ko Hoani: "E hoa, inanahi, kua whakatenetene maua ko taku wahine.
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Otira, ki taku whakaaro, ko te mea nui, hei te tane
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te kupu whakamutunga, a ia wa, a ia wa."
Ko te hoa: "I a wai te kupu whakamutunga inanahi?"
Ko Hoani: "I ahau nei."
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Ko te hoa: "Ka pai tena. Kua ki atu koe i te aha ki a ia?"
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"Kua ki atu ahau ki a ia: `Ka pai, ka pai -
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hokona mai te potae hou mou!'"
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Ko te kuia ki tana mokopuna:
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"E Rewi, anei he pereti kumara maoa mau."
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Ko Rewi ki tona tupuna:
"Ka nui taku mihi ki a koe, e Kui."
Ko te kuia ki a Rewi:
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"Katahi te tama tino pai! E pai ana ahau ki nga tamariki
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e ki mai nei ki ahau, `Ka nui taku mihi ki a koe.'"
Ko Rewi ki te kuia:
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"Ki te hiahia koe kia ki atu ano ahau i ena kupu ki a koe, e Kui,
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homai he aihikirimi ki ahau, ne?"
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I te korero etahi wahine tokorua i tetahi pati i Akarana.
Ko te wahine nama tahi: "He tamariki kei a koe?"
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Ko te wahine nama rua: "Ae, he tama kotahi kei a maua ko taku tane."
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Ko te wahine nama tahi: "Kua timata ano to korua tama ki te kai hikareti?"
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Ko te wahine nama rua: "Kao, kare ano ia kia timata."
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Ko te wahine nama tahi: "Ko taku tama, e hoki tureiti mai ana ki
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te kainga, i ia ahiahi, i ia ahiahi. Ko to korua tama hoki?"
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Ko te wahine nama rua: "Kahore ano!"
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Ko te wahine nama tahi: "Katahi te wahine waimarie ko koe! E hia ona tau?"
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Ko te wahine nama rua: "Ko tana ra huritau tuatahi a tera marama.
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Kotahi tekau ma tahi ana marama inaianei."
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Ko te whaea ki tana tamahine:
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"Na te aha kaore koe kia haere auau mai nei ki te kite i ahau?
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Mehemea he pena te tatanga o toku nei whare ki to whare na
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me te tatanga o to whare na ki toku whare nei ...
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kaore e kore, i te hiahia ahau ki te haere atu ki te kite i a koe
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i ia ra, i ia ra, o te wiki."
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