Sam's Sick Stick Flicks

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Updated 29 / 11 / 2002:

-- Added two new animations: Drill and Mask. --

Here you will view the 35 stick figure death animations I have created over the years.

This site may contain some material that others may not agree with, or find offensive or disturbing. if you are offended by such material, get your fairy ass out now.

The animations are in GIF format; you will need a browser capable of viewing animated gifs to look at them.

Ratings are out of 5 stars, 5 being the best.

RUNNING WITH SCISSORS The best one I have made so far. Shows why one shouldn't run with scissors. *****

GUITAR A very funny and well drawn animation. A man gets injured by his guitar while trying to smash it. *****

DRAIN A very good and recent animation. Very well drawn and quite funny (it's quite overkill) *****

DONUT Here's an original one - death by steaming hot donut. Very good. *****

RICE BUBBLES This one is kinda hard to explain so i just wont. Give it a look, it's quite good*****

TRANQUILIZER This animation shows how tranquilizer darts are not allways a more humane option.. *****

ORANGE JUICE Anyone who doesn't understand this one has obviously never had orange juice after they've brushed their teeth. *****

GLASS Glass blowing mishap... Funny arsed.****

DRILL A rather grisly animation involving a cordless drill.****

TRAIN This is probably the most well-directed of my animations. The element of irony also makes and appearance here.****

EXPERIMENT A resizing experiment. At 55 seconds, this is the longest one I've made. It's pretty clever, not just splatter comedy. ****

FLYSPRAY It has flyspray in it. It is good. ****

NAPALM A practical joke involving napalm It has dialog. It's funny too. ****

MASK My latest GIF. Some good animation here, methinks.****

MUGGING A man gets very violently killed by a mugger. This one has dialog and also comes a close second to can opener for being very overkill.****

HAMMER Death by hammer, obviously. I think it's quite good. ****

PEANUTS A man tries his luck at catching peanuts in his mouth. Funnie! ****

TAR A melted tar seal deals it share of pain to a pedestrian. Apparently It doesn't make sense, but I'm quite pleased with it anyway.****

INHALER An asthma inhaler makes a nasty mess of this guy...****

ESCAPE The death of a tunneling escapee ****

BEES Heres a good'un, a man gets killed by an annoying overgesturing idiot after getting pelted by a swarm of bees. ****

CAN OPENER An electric can opener completely pulverizes this poor guy. Definitely the most overkill one I have made. ****

MARSH-MALLOW An animation to do with microwaving a marshmallow. An example of "Taking things a bit too far." Not too good... ***

FLOSS A man accidently kills himself whilst flossing.. Quite nice. ***

SCONES A recent animation. Not alltogether excellent. ***

DESK Death via a desk.. Okay, but not that great. ***

TOILET A man dies while on the crapper. ***

BRICK An unfortunate twist of fate when a bomb falls on an unsuspecting man. A nice little one. ***

REPORTER A helicopter news reporter falls to his death. Quite original and funny, despite how it sounds. ***

TOOTH A man dies while trying to remove a loose tooth.. **

DEATH FROM ABOVE The clouds part, the heavens open and unleash their anger.**

FIRE The first one I made ever. It aint too hot. It's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick, but I suppose it wasn't meant to set the world on fire (okay, that's enough) **

CD PLAYER Death by CD player.. er, can't realy say much more than that.**

BARBERS An accident involving some water and one of those electrical hair drying thingies what old ladies use. **

EGG This one is crap - It's a lame joke I never forgive myself for making. It's not even funny. *

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